i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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