How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Anti Joke

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