- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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