- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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