- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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