whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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