I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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