- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

time to spruce up!

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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