- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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