Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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