Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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