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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

deez nuts

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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