- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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