- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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