How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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