- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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