- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

knock knock who's there ?

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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