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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

"knock knock" "Come in"

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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