Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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your so fat. your fat!

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Anti Joke

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