how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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