How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Take wrong turns

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

diarrhea.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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