What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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