- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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