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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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