What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Ebola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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