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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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