- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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