What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Potassium? K.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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