Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

batman farted so hes retarded

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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