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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

knock knock Goodbye

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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