- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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