- Anti Joke

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

knock knock Goodbye

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.