- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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