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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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