- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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