Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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