- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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