- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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