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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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