Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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