- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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j.p. is dumb

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A black man walks out of a police station

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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