- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

batman farted so hes retarded

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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