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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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