- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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