- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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