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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

knock knock Goodbye

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Tony Romo

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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