- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A sober Irish individual.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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