John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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