Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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