- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

womens rights.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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