- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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