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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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