- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Burp

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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