- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

#Getweird

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Your Mom

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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