you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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