A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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