- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

j.p. is dumb

jd and zach loves vigina

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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