- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

jd and zach loves vigina

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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