- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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