- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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