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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why did the chicken cross the road...

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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