- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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