- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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