- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

j.p. is dumb

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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