- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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