- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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