Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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bangers and mash?

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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