What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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