- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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