- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What page are you on The gay page.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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