How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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dallen loves penis

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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