- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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