How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Take wrong turns

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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