- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Cancer

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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