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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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