- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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