What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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