- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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