- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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