- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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