- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

How about that airline food?

A man goes to the potty.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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