what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Your Mom The End.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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