A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

BIG MAC'S

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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