- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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